onefixedstar | Crawling up the water spout

There's a spider living in my office. This is the third day I've seen it hanging around. I tried killing it yesterday, but failed, and felt so guilty about its apparent injuries that I haven't had the heart to try again. So it crawls over my desk and across the wall in front of me, and it's kind of cute, except that I suspect it might be one of those poisonous-yet-common household spiders that I recently learned live in Ontario.

I need to read nine articles on discourse analysis today.