Some assembly required

So what do you get when you put one MBA, one Ph.D. student, and one brand new, unassembled Ikea bookcase in the same room? Proof that the skills needed for a successful academic experience are completely unrelated to the skills needed to put together a simple bookcase. Yes, folks, it was another Arts & Crafts night here at the J² residence, and we actually managed to mess up an Ikea bookcase. We contemplated fixing it for a while, but that would have involved fiddling with nails, dowling, and screws, and that just seemed like too much work. After all, it still looks like a bookcase...more or less. I'm not going to post what's wrong with it here, because there are about six people reading this who have a decent chance of visiting me at some point and I want to see if you notice on your own. But do feel free to have a good chuckle at my expense. Just don't laugh too much, or I might invite you to come fix it. ;)