Friday Five and Other Memes

Gakked from villagechick

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?
Hmm, probably my father. Someone in my immediate family, anyway.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
A laptop, since that's what I've been craving for the past six months.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
I don't know. Drag my entire family on vacation, maybe? Of course, getting them to agree on where to go could be difficult.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Sure. Probably to women or children's groups, but I couldn't say which without doing more research.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Of course. I'd sit down and have a nice long talk with a professional.

( Selective answers to the TMI meme, also gakked from villagechick. )